Sexy Sadie

Let us all have a moment of silence for the passing of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

For those uninitiated, he was the "guru" of The Beatles in 1968. Because of their trip to India and their sojourn into transendental meditation, made popular and Westernized by the Maharishi, The Beatles had a time of R and R that was much needed. Also, because of the cleansing of their bodies and minds and the opening of the mind, they wrote prolifically during that period and released an almost unprecidented double album know as "The White Album". The album cover itself was shocking in its absolute stark whiteness, except for the embossed words "The Beatles" along with a serial number. The white cover was a reaction to the complete and total image overload of the previous album "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band."

At the time of the recording, their producer, George Martin, tried to talk them into gleaning only the "best songs" and shelving the rest. But by then, the lads were feeling their oats and insisted upon the whole enchilada. When asked decades later about that decision, Ringo said, "I always thought it should have been released as two albums, The White Album and The Whiter Album." We love Ringo.

Which brings me to the topic of improving. Can you really have too much of a good thing. If a little is good, isn't more better? Maybe when it comes to the Beatles, but not when it comes to improving a home.

There is a movement in these days of foreclosures whereas the people who buy investment properties are having a field day. Especially if you are a handy person and like to fix things yourself. Now if you are slum lord and are just looking to flip a house or move in some unfortunate soul, then you can change the channel now. However, if you are a fixer-upper kind of person please try to restrain yourself. Here's why:

Say you find a bargain for $35,000. It is run down to the max but has good bones and a good foundation. You want to make this home a showplace; clean, neat and so sweet. New siding, new windows, new porch, refinished floors, updated plumbing and wiring, new kitchen, added bath, fresh drywall and insulation in the attic. Now you are the proud owner of a fabulous house. But, and this is a big but, the other homes in the neighborhood are only worth $80K. Ooops! All that work, time, money and pride of workmanship and you are stuck with a white elephant. Would you pay $125K to live in a $80K neighborhood? Doubt it.

The other scenario deals with the seller who is extremely house proud. They built the house themselves, sometimes even with their own hands. They have a gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances, wood floors, jacuzzis, custom woodwork, hand built cabinets (sweated over for months in their own woodworking shop) personalized touches everywhere. A year later, they realize that they need to retire to the sunny climes of Florida. They have put their blood, sweat and tears into the house and they know it is the finest home around. And they are right. And here's that big BUT again, a comparable stock home typical of the area goes for waaaayyyy less. But these homeowners are ssoooo proud that they can't imagine why someone wouldn't want to pay for all of their good taste.

So yes Virginia, you can overimprove. Which is not to say that you shouldn't do all of the above. Just remember that if you do, do it for your own enjoyment and not with the idea of raking in loads of mula when you sell.

Rule of thumb; white elephants don't turn into White Albums.